Juggalos of OK Cupid

“My self-summary:

I can’t stress this enough ladies, NO TWEAKERS, if you are on dope i can’t trust you, I’m not in to playettes, or head trips, I don’t want drama in my life I am drama free, so please NO DRAMA, feel free to hit me up. I would give the shirt off my back, my last cigarette or my last dollar to someone if that tells you anything about my character.


The first things people usually notice about me:

Im hyper (a.d.d.), im down with the clown (Juggalo family, I.c.p.)


The six things I could never do without:

Our Lord Jesus, Father God, loud heavy and brutal music, (good music period) chuck taylor converse allstars, my friends, and family, love, food and water.”

“My self-summary:

1st off im a JUGGALO and proud of it! Fam get at me. If you don’t know what that means that’s a good indication that we don’t have much in common. But your more then welcome to prove me wrong………..im 6’3” 245lbs check the pic, idk wtf some of yall be thinkin when i say im 6’3” 245. Im big but not huge dumb dumbs….i have 19 tattoos plan on alot more so if a guy cover in tats ain’t ur thing I ain’t ur guy. Im brutally honest an do not have time for bullshit games. Im a very nice guy until im crossed, some say im way to nice, but its a flaw im willing to live with lol….im pretty intelligent ignorance an stupidity kills me.


I’m really good at:

Making people laugh….well at least if they have my since of humor”

“My self-summary:

I AM AN OUT GOING INSANE PERSON NOT LIKE SCARY INSANE JUST A RIOT TO BE AROUND I LIKE TO WAVE AT PEOPLE I REALY LIRKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AT EVERYTHING NO MATTER HOW THEY FEEL I CAN NORMALY MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH EVEN IF THERE ONLY LAUGHING AT ME CAUSE I LOOK FUNNY LOL IM A TRU JUGGALO IF U DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS YOU MAY NOT BE INTERESTED IN ME AT ALL I HAVE ALOT OF TATTOS AND PIERCINGS AND IM A KIND HEARTED PERSON BUT IF YOU PISS ME OFF I WILL DEFINANTLY TELL U ABOUT I BELIVE FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST FOREVER AND IF I DONT LIKE HOW A PARTICULAR PERSON IS UPON THE FIRST TIME MEETING THEM THEY NORMALY WONT GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE MY OPINION BUT YOU HAVE TO BE A REALLY SHITTY PERSON FOR THAT TO HAPPEN I LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS WHEN THE CAN MAKE TIME FOR ME THAT IS WOW IT SORTA TAKES ALOT TO HIT THE FIVE HUNDRED WORD MARK AND NOT BE SO TOTALY RANDOM THAT IT MAKES PEOPLE NOT EVEN WANT TO READ YOUR PROFILE LOL WOULD IT COUNT IF I JUST PUT LIKE THE SAME FEW WORDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL WELL THATS SHOULD BE ENOUGH OF THAT


The six things I could never do without:

MUSIC ART MY SOMEONE ELSE UMM I LIVE WITHUT ALOT LOL WEED FUN TIMES JOKES


I spend a lot of time thinking about:

WHAT TO DO NEXT I KINDA TEND TO GET REALY BORED AND WANT TO GO DO SOMETHING I THINK IM LIKE ADD OR SOMTHING AT TIMES IVE BEEN TOLD THAT I AM ADOS ATTENTION DEFICIT OOH SHINEY WHICH IS SORTA TRU IF I SEE ANYTHING OUT OF THE CORNERS OF MY EYES MY HEAD TENDS TO TURN THAT WAY LOL”

“My self-summary:

Well, hum….lets see. well im really not very good at describing myself or nything. I like to have fun and can have fun doing just about anything.

I am a potatoe, watermelon, and yankee


Favorite books, movies, music and food:

Music: i listen to a little bit of everything but mostly metal. i am a juggalo ninja,

Food: edible food..


The six things I could never do without:

there arnt six things i couldnt live w/o


On a typical Friday night I am:

out w/ friends, cruzing, partying


The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

if i said that here it wouldnt be private no more now would it?”

“My self-summary:

I fully believe that you can control the world with your reaction to it and that the world would be a better place if more people took less stuff seriously. I can tell you what I am and what I am not, but I understand that the world is a place of flux and entropy and I don’t cling to a self-image or an idea of how i think the world is or should be. I love being surprised by people and I specifically try to live a life which defies categorization and mediocrity.


What I’m doing with my life:

…Being a grumpy hermit that Does. Not. Sit. Still. Working a lowly 9 to 5 whilst accumulating tools and knowledge for my woodworking business and possible schooling/world traveling. drawing, learning Norwegian, writing music for my Juggalo band, biting my tongue and looking down in public, having real talk with my obese friendcat Chicken N. Waffles, losing weight even when I think I’ve finally lost it all, trying to pull off that intellectual-sport-fan thing, not meditating enough, grasping at dark city sunshine crumbs…


The first things people usually notice about me:

Silence and smirking, crazy eyes.


The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I’m really into wrestling and I’m on probation.”

“My self-summary:

At this point in my life I’m just trying to make some new, quality friends. :-)

I’m a freelance writer, an artist, and I’m in the process of putting together a life-coaching firm.

What I’m doing with my life:

Living! Life is now, not yesterday or tomorrow. :-)

I’m really good at:

Anything I set my mind to… anything at all. :-)

The first things people usually notice about me:

Honestly I’m not sure… my hair is back to normal… I haven’t painted my nails black in a long time… juggalo… you tell me. :-)”

“My self-summary:

I’m laded back love to hang with friends and family . If you want to know more just ask .

The six things I could never do without:

(1) My Family
(2) My Friends
(3) My Faygo
(4) My Juggalo Family
(5) My Music
(6) Food

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I like to crochet it helps me to relax and i get to make stuff”

“My self-summary:

I’m shuffles i love icp and twisted i smoke alot of bud and smokes ima raver for now also considered a juggalette. i fucking hate posers.Name:Maile Where:edmonds… Single God DAmn YOu…i love you so much and you dont care?? Welcome to my world. You already know my name. And I’m sure you think you know me. But you don’t, and you probably wont. I’m thirteen/Bisexual/Single The best and worst years of my life start now…

i have a boyfriend his name is ballistix so ya…im not single altho i seem to look like it..im not a slut maybe a tease=] you guys should hit me up tho.. uh..im a RAVER i smoke ciggamerettes and alot of weed..not lately cause im on probation i have to “turn a new leaf” gay..i drink occasionally cause of you that know me im not an alcoholic but i am a drunk =D i was a street kid for a while but my luck i got caught i guess thats what u get for havinga family of bloods looking for you(my family)..

I am awesome, a bitch, and hott as fuck


What I’m doing with my life:

im just goin with the flow.[on probation]


I’m really good at:

alot:P


The six things I could never do without:

music people sex lust love and occational hate


The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

idk im not a virgin”

“My self-summary:

Hey, I’m Brandon. I’m 6’4”, 275lbs. I live in ID with my two roommates. I am a hardcore Juggalo, which means I listen to ICP almost non-stop… I am an inkaholic, I currently have four tattoos with plans on getting many more. Anything else you want to know about me just ask.

I am a freak, a creep, and a juggalo”

“My self-summary:

I am pretty much me, I am a Buddhist, I Like writing reading painting, computers, Handcuffs. Anything really I’m not to picky. I Love animals and i do dress sort of monotone, but what can i say i like being me? I love music, bloodhound gang is my current fetish. ICP Is a give in i guess i ought to mention i am a Juggalette that being said, Woop Woop MMFWCL. I am Juggalette, Spontanous, and Vivid


The six things I could never do without:

My computer, sex, Chinese, my animals, my Family woop woop and um sleep?


I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How i can do things more efficiently the state of our political world and writing.”